1. (Source: thisisyouralien, via ratsoff)

     
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  5. pleatedjeans:

    Thanks bro! [x]

     
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  7. thispopculture:

    popculturebrain:

    Billy Eichner and David Letterman play “Celebrity Child or Kentucky Derby Winner”

     
     
  8. (Source: surfbortions, via senderblock)

     
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  10. "And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes."
    — Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via rustcohle)

    (Source: likeafieldmouse, via rustcohle)

     
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  12. Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bae took a selfie

     
  13. “I thought this was going to be a book full of jokes,” reads a one-star review by “steve.”

    The Worst Things For Sale

     
  14. bestrooftalkever:

    They are quite scary.

    (Source: christopher-whitelaw)

     
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