He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — Dean Smith doesn’t watch the games anymore. The motion on the screen is too hard to follow. Now he thumbs through golf magazines and picture books. Most of the books are about North Carolina basketball. They seem to make him happy. He turns the pages past photo after photo of himself. Nobody knows if he knows who he is.
via Precious Memories — The Dean Smith story
Read more Dad Nightmares by Mallory Ortberg at the Toast.
"I think I’ll just…yep, this is a good spot." [x]
You might think there hasn’t been a demand for merkins since the early 1900s, but here we are, in 2014, and here’s a merkin. If you’re not stupefied yet, click through to see what they called the black one. What the fuck?! (via The merkin: A pubic hair wig. » The Worst Things For Sale)
The zoo is a bit cold today. [borderlineuk]
Mezco’s new BrBa 18’ Teddy Bear is available for pre-order at the Big Bad Toy Store. $30 USD. Shipping in June, 2014. I bet this one sells out quick.
SUCH RIDING DIRTY
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